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Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • The Shape of Water
  • Jurassic Park
  • Raw

Recent activity

  • Clueless


  • Natural Born Killers


  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye


  • Chicken Run


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Popular reviews

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project


    it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    me when hugh grant danced on the staircase for natalie: maybe straight people do have rights.
    me when alan rickman had the audacity to upset emma thompson: nevermind.