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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    another excellent entry into the URPCU (unhinged rosamund pike cinematic universe)

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2


    why are movies still being made when the art of filmmaking was perfected by paul king with paddington 2?

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project


    it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight


    i've decided my favourite character is whichever woman is onscreen at a particular moment.