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The Eyes of Tammy Faye 2021
yet another entry into the: why do i love jessica chastain so much when her filmography is so bad canon.
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The Blair Witch Project 1999
it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.
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Love Actually 2003
me when hugh grant danced on the staircase for natalie: maybe straight people do have rights.
me when alan rickman had the audacity to upset emma thompson: nevermind.
