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Smith, Jaden (@officialjaden) "Watching Films Is My Life, Without It I Could Not Exist." 20 January 2018. Tweet.

Favorite films

  • School of Rock
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • La La Land
  • Scream

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  • Orphan

  • One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★½

  • Bringing Out the Dead

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★

    Not to out myself as a former comic book reader, but the worst part of this movie was how they chose to portray Cassandra Cain.

    Before making this movie someone should've asked themselves, what is a more empowering characterisation: a girl who can best the toughest opponents without breaking a sweat, who's fighting against the abuse that’s been inflicted on her, or a foul-mouthed twelve-year-old pickpocket who cowers behind the grown-ups whenever a fight breaks out?

    FULL REVIEW HERE

  • Varda by Agnès

    Varda by Agnès

    ★★★★½

    HKIFF 2019 #21

    I'm posting these updates out of order BUT I literally just logged on to hear about the passing of this absolute icon of cinema. I never wanted this documentary to end, because I could spend so long just listening to her speak. Little did I know that she would leave us so soon. She's lead such a long, successful life, but if anyone deserves to be at peace, it's this angel.

    RIP xx

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  • Cats

    Cats

    laugh at me all you want but who's going to be laughing when taylor swift plays beautiful ghosts for sydney night three and I'm the only one who knows the lyrics 💁‍♀️

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Truly the death knell of superhero cinema. I loved it. There's so much about this movie I can't stop thinking about:

    - Approximately 75-85% of shots in action scenes involve a sudden zoom in or zoom out
    - That or action scenes are just completely indecipherable
    - Cassie being the bitchiest EMT which I was puzzled by until I remembered that she gets flipped off by teenagers when she has her siren going and I'm like you know what? fair…

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  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    by far the most iconic part of this movie is when elijah wood shows up as The Guy™, gives a rousing speech, and then gets absolutely wrecked all within 30 seconds of screentime

  • Descendants 2

    Descendants 2

    ★★★

    so they included an angsty duet featuring a montage of their lives together and a freaking forehead touch yet they still expect me that both mal and evie are straight?? yeah whatever disney