Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Lady Bird
  • High Fidelity

Recent activity

  • 21 Jump Street


  • 10 Things I Hate About You


  • The French Dispatch


  • Leap Year


Recent reviews

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street


    I fell asleep but I still enjoyed the parts I remembered watching. Jake Johnson as the principal is a nice addition.

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You


    Joey’s first time watching this. Spent most of the time repeating some variation of “wait, [insert actor name here] is in this too??” and wondering why Heath had an Australian accent (honestly though, was it because Heath couldn’t fake a good American one??). 

    Still hits. And the SOUNDTRACK? A+++.
    Just a fun, silly, cute rom-com all around.

Popular reviews

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    “They were all staring, weren't they? I can tell even if I can't see. And I heard the word fat! Fat and ugly!”

    “Anne, no one but me would dare and I did not.”

    Honestly though, 5 stars for:
    -all around production quality; hello costume/design/set 💯💯💯
    -the ingenious script/dialogue 
    -the golden trio that is Olivia Coleman, Rachel Weisz & Emma Stone (I will never ever live up to their talent and that’s ok)
    -Emma Stone’s delivery of the most apathetic handjob to ever be caught on film
    -“Because I will not lie! That is love!” and pretty much just that entire scene
    -Horatio 🦆

  • Blue Valentine

    Blue Valentine


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Maybe once I stop processing I’ll have a chance to really contextualize how this made me feel, but man....this one hurt.

    I don’t mean to pull the “as a child of divorced parents” card but maybe I should take one for the team (and by team, I mean me) and stop consuming this kind of content purely for the sake of self-preservation??

    I’m half kidding. But truly...this was a beautifully made film. The story, the acting, the overall look is…