Solo: A Star Wars Story ★★

The person who I went to see this movie with feel asleep half-way through and only woke up to catch the final confrontation; so that should give you some idea of how engaging it is.

This is by far the most boring and ugliest looking Star Wars movie.
The first ten minutes look like they just put a blue filter over the footage; it looked terrible. The rest of the film is drab looking and blandly shot.

The plot is weirdly paced, with a lot of draggy bits, and then the most exciting part happened half an hour before the movie ended. The climax was very weak.

The characters were very weak.
Han Solo was not good.
Lando Calrissian was not good.


Also STAR WARS has become grossly overpopulated by British chicks. It was bad enough with Rey, Jyn Erso, and Captain Phasma- but in this film it's quite ridiculous- literally all the female characters in this have a British accent.

Emilia Clarke= British
SJW Droid= British
Val= British
14 year old freckle girl = British

In the George Lucas movies the main women- Leia and Padme- were Americans! Which made sense because all the main characters were Americans! Which is OK!

Why do these Disney fucking movies have to be Downtown Abbeyed?

And this is coming from an Anglophile- there's too many British people in Star Wars at the moment.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, C3P0, the Emperor- GOOD ENOUGH

The one good part in this was Chewbacca.
If you are a Chewbacca fan this will be worth you're time.

But otherwise, skip it.

I can't in good faith say it's worse than the Last Jedi so it's the 2nd worst of the STAR WARS movies.

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