• Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear pathological liar,

    So I knew like everybody else what the premise of this movie was, and the message that it was trying to send. But they never really touched those ideas. Instead what I got was lie after lie after lie. Every time he tried to explain where something came from he just made up some far fetched story. And knowing that it was a lie there’s no trying to hear the message that they were trying to show. This is about 2 hours of the movie, and 15 was reconciliation.

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights

    ★★★★

    IN THE HEIGHTS. So we’ve been watching the trailer to this thing since December of 2019 and all I can get out of it was saying IN THE HEIGHTS. But now that I’ve seen it it is a great story about so many people doing there own thing and not giving up on dreams. IN THE HEIGHTS. It was a bit long because of all the songs, but I had a good time even though it’s making me rhyme. I’d give it 4 stars for all the parked cars. IN THE HEIGHTS.

  • French Exit

    French Exit

    ★★

    This movie was weird, and i hadn’t even got to the fridge dido yet. And then you have the out of body cat storyline. And then it somehow circles back to the weird love relationship that just made everything awkward.

  • Voyagers

    Voyagers

    ★★★

    When you put the people from Twitter on a spaceship.

  • Crisis

    Crisis

    ★★★

    I was having a crisis trying to watch this thing.

  • Fatale

    Fatale

    ★★

    That lady cray cray

  • News of the World

    News of the World

    ★★★

    Just setting up my Nwspapr. The OG twttr. Give me .10¢ And your time and I'll tell you about the world.

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    It's the starship troopers/hellboy crossover we didn't need.

  • Superintelligence

    Superintelligence

    ★½

    Melissa McCarthy and James Corden in the same movie? We deserve this hell that is 2020.

  • Spontaneous

    Spontaneous

    ★★

    What more do you want in a movie? People exploding and love.

  • Money Plane

    Money Plane

    ★★½

    Stealing bitcoins is the future

  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

    ★★★

    Can I fall into a container of pickles, and wake up in 2021? Doesn’t need to be 100 years.