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  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    Guys, let’s get cuntstruck in the dictionary.

  • Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance

    Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance


    Oooh oooh! Do this game to the sexual predators of Hollywood!! Start with Woody Allen!

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  • Happy Together

    Happy Together


    Happy together? Bitch I’m sad. I’ve never felt so represented in the media.

  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks


    A great setup for a series I’m sure to live for. Most of this gets quite tense at times but is still balanced out by Kyle Machlachlan’s Special Agent Cooper. He’s really making it for me right now. Immediately quirky and likeable, but still gives the show a sense of backbone and seriousness it needs. I’m not particularly dying for the super 80s/90s score just yet, but there are moments of wonderful musicality, setting a strange tone. It’s jarring, but…

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  • Wildlife



    I am SO MAD this is the one I missed in theaters. It’s so simply amazing. Paul Dano knows what the fuck he’s doing. The script is so well adapted and doesn’t feature ANY narration! On a film based on a BOOK! What!

    I can’t believe how good Carrey Mulligan is in this. She and Jake and newcomer Ed are magnificent and handle the script with such grace. Paul lets his actors breathe and say so much with saying almost nothing at all. The montage scenes are remarkably well done and beautifully feature a mesmerizingly perfect score. 

    Great first watch of 2019!

  • Roma



    Definitely better than what most Americans think filmmaking is or can be. It can be simplistic with a masterful handling of the camera and fully formed characters. It can be monochromatic, quiet, and bleak. This film defies expectations and tackles deeply sensitive material we can only imagine writing about. My heart hurts and wish so much love for this film.