• Antebellum

    Antebellum

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    What the fuck was this shit?

  • Manhattan

    Manhattan

    Man, Oh man. Woody Allen is a piece of shit. Hard to get over him having a teenager for a girlfriend in this one. Not rating for that reason.

  • Silent Hill

    Silent Hill

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    Almost four stars. Fuck it, four stars.

    The best video game adaptation.

  • Mutiny on the Bounty

    Mutiny on the Bounty

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    This is just "Master and Commander" right? I watched this at 1.5x speed and that's what I got from it. Well that and the fact that Brent is a blue nosed baboon!

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

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    Better than β€˜Tenet’.

  • Tenet

    Tenet

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    πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

  • Pandemonium

    Pandemonium

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    What a great cast in this little seen slasher spoof. Inherently stupid, but I still laughed quite a bit.

  • Boys State

    Boys State

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    Would not be the least bit surprised if we see Steven Garza more in the future.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    β˜…β˜…Β½

    I never really had a desire to watch this movie. Then, as I was sitting in the hopeless void of life yesterday, I decided to see if my good friend had closed the Box Office Mojo loop yet. Alas, he had not. About a week ago he only had two left, yesterday he still had two. I went ahead and just banged out the rest of the mediocre and terrible movies on the list, just as a point that he can't even come in second place.


    I feel a little bit better.


    Now that's been accomplished, back to the hopeless void of life.

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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    When post nut clarity brings about the end of the world. Anyways, we deserve everything and we had a good (?) run.

  • Forbidden Games

    Forbidden Games

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    I should really start a tag for depressing cinema.

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    Okay. Well, this was obviously a fucking amazing first time viewing. I bought the blu-ray because its leaving HBO at the end of the month. I need this movie permanently in my life.