Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Jurassic Park
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Se7en

Recent activity

  • The Birds


  • Last Action Hero


  • The Last Witch Hunter


  • Animal World


Recent reviews

  • The Birds

    The Birds


    Wanna know what's scarier than birds?? Besides literally anything else of course... a woman whose willing to drive 2 hours, ask around for your personal info, rent a boat and then fucking break into your home AFTER SHE MET YOU ONCE FOR 5 MINUTES!!!

    Proof that even with great execution you can only do so much with a shit concept. I get sharks, crocs, snakes, bugs, big cats and even dogs... but fucking birds?? They just look like idiots.

  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero


    The definition of a childhood fantasy come to life.

    I love the scene where the kid writes down a word Slater can't say cause it's a PG-13 movie. Exactly... it's the N-word... or a non-monosyllabic word that Arnold just can't pronounce.

Popular reviews

  • Oppenheimer




    Nolan's "Schindler's List". Probably his best film from a technical stand point buuuuuut you just gotta be ready for 3h of being emotionally drained, Einstein jump scares and Cillian Murphy's piercing blue eyes staring into your soul as science gets him laid.


  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    Shit, Disney really outdid themeselves this time. "Strange World" came out less than a year ago and they already released this live-action remake. If we keep this up, the "M" in MCU will stand for "mid".

    On a side note, I want Jentorra to squeeze the life outta me with her bare hands... #DeathBySnuSnu