Alexander Sharpe

Alexander Sharpe

i’m a rollin’ stone, all alone and lost

Favorite films

  • Days of Heaven
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

Recent activity

  • Step Brothers


  • Psych 3: This Is Gus


  • Jumanji


  • The Card Counter


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    My morbid curiosity got the better of me. This putrid excuse for a Star Wars film just made me think of one line from the vastly superior Attack of the Clones:

    “I want to go home and rethink my life.”

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I am more indifferent to this film than anything else. It doesn’t piss me off like lots of other Star Wars fans but it doesn’t fill me with any joy whatsoever. A slight step up from JJ’s corporate nostalgia bait. It ultimately means nothing because they handed the reins right back to that hack for the final film in the saga. Disney had no plans for this trilogy other than to rush out all 3 to make their money back quickly. Typical corporate America. Fuck all this