Pat Keenan

“Movies are like vacuums; some suck more than others” - Roger Ebert, probably

Favorite films

  • Zodiac
  • West Side Story
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • Paris, Texas

Recent activity

  • It Follows


  • On the Rocks


  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things


  • The Last Picture Show


Recent reviews

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    Frustratingly self-indulgent, obnoxiously morose and immaturely nihilistic while having almost nothing interesting to say... or do... or show... Kaufman cements his position in cinema as the sad nerd who was one overdue Pauline Kael library book from shooting up his high school.

    My experience with this film can actually be distilled down to a short exchange between Jesse Plemons and Jessie Buckley that went uncomfortably similar to how I imagine it is to have a conversation with Charlie Kaufman;


  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night


    Short and sweet, very pretty and well acted. The camera gymnastics were a bit distracting and pointless but thankfully those are pretty much abandoned halfway through in favor of a mile-a-minute, yet very easy to follow plot and a show stopper of an ending straight out of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

    Very good for a first feature; I think Patterson’s will be a very fun career to follow.

Popular reviews

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs


    Love child of Groundhog Day and Eternal Sunshine but not nearly as good as either.

    Cristin Milioti is a really great actress though??

  • Tenet



    Peak “Christopher Nolan needs to hire a real writer”