A true gonzo blockbuster
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006
In one scene a guy’s head gets knocked off and turns into a hermit crab and scuttles away and that alone earns two stars
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Shanghai Noon 2000
If I ever thought of a title and premise as good as Shanghai Noon I would retire right there (after I sold it for like $100 million) because there's no topping that
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Rear Window 1954
The universal dilemma: what if the most beautiful person in the world wants to sleep with you but you really just want to spy on your neighbors
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D2: The Mighty Ducks 1994
After two moves every player has improved so much except Averman. For some reason he takes every single faceoff and he gets knocked down every time. He constantly fucks up. Gordon, ya gotta bench him
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The Mighty Ducks 1992
I love that every game a Minneapolis peewee hockey team wins makes the front page of America’s number one hockey newspaper
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Modesty Blaise 1966
I love that the assignment here was just “female James Bond” and the filmmakers decided to make a piece of cubist abstract art
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