• Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Deeply depressing

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★

    A truly brilliant feat of personal brand management

    Bad movie though

    Edit: after watching the sequel I’m bumping this up to 2 stars. Still bad but now I understand how much worse it could (and did) get

  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    ★★½

    Why are the Looney Tunes supporting characters in a movie called “Looney Tunes?”

  • 80 for Brady

    80 for Brady

    ★★★

    Went to see this as a goof and then halfway through my friends I turned to each other, shocked, and went “uh…is it just me or is this unironically pretty good”

    Sally Field MVP

  • Pathaan

    Pathaan

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie clearly made by someone who thinks Mission: Impossible 2 is the best Mission: Impossible movie (not a criticism)

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★

    jesus christ

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Yes it’s true, if you have ten minutes of silence and then out of nowhere play an extremely loud piercing sound, I will be startled. Amazing discovery there.

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★½

    I like how Viggo‘s character is a celebrity but instead of having bodyguards he just sneaks around everywhere in a ninja outfit

  • Plane

    Plane

    ★★★

    Gerard Butler proves he can do Sully AND Captain Phillips in one movie

  • Casino

    Casino

    ★★★★

    Ace Rothstein and Nicky Santoro seem pretty tough but I bet Danny Ocean could’ve robbed them and got away

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★½

    I haven’t read the book but I can see how this was probably really profound in the mid-80s

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★½

    I love that this movie only introduces one other kid character and the kid is so shitty that the entire audience is immediately like “fuck that kid I hope M3GAN kills him good”