Letterboxd — Your life in film

patrick’s mum cheered when i was onscreen so you can understand why i’m excited

come for yours truly's voice over Film Debut, stay for a funny and gorgeously shot film by a friend i am very, very proud of. it's a great time, the cameos are delightful, and patrick has a great career ahead of him.

happy father’s day i showed my dad macchef

“I’m Chloe, but…not the Chloe you know”

The blockbuster machine surges ever onward, flurries of pre-vis’d sludge across the decades merging into a sea of temporal mucus.

Amidst the detritus, Night of the Coconut emerges as a singular entity. Even in the cacophony of multiverse extravaganzas gracing cinemas this year, the saga of Charl vibrates with an unmistakable clarity of purpose.

One way or another, he truly is the key to our success.

One of those movies I'd "seen" in fragments as a kid but never properly *watched*.

Now that that's changed lemme just say HOLY SHIT, WHAT?

Choreography is pure magic, Michelle Yeoh is a god, Ang Lee deserves every massive budget swing he's been given ever since.

never in doubt

you THRASH minnette? you shoot minnette to death with a gun? oh! oh! jail for stephen lang! jail for stephen lang for One Thousand Years!!

Look… I don’t even fucking know, man.

Ellie was absolutely right. This movie fucking rips!!!

i can’t BELIEVE we don’t have more movies with shortround!!! Shortround should be in every movie!! he’s so CUTE and wonderful and Indie is a really cutie dad!!! which offsets how horny and mercenary he is otherwise— though this is harrison at his funniest (in a very funny movie which must help! i wish harrison had done more full comedies) 

will i now watch the Clerks: The Animated Series episode where Randall gets Temple of Doomed and after rescuing the malnourished kids they thrash them in a baseball game? yes

AO Scott's review of this movie at The New York Times was titled "Calamari By Your Name" and that is why AO Scott gets paid to write movie reviews for The New York Times and I'm just a guy on Letterboxd with a dream.

Here’s my Tiktok review.

every Paul Drake jr. outfit is better than the last 

(i loved this! perry i missed you!!)