I HATE MOVIES
Return of the Jedi 1983
Ewoks = Viet Cong?
Ewoks = PNW Wooks?
Ewoks = irl teddy bears focus tested to ship more Star Wars toys in the first of the saga to feel like a branding exercise? Spaceships in different shapes! Your heroes change costumes! Darth Vader loses his helmet! New aliens from puppets to rubber suits to Jim Henson cinemagic noodle in the background! You see em' for a second but gaze at 'em eternally as action figures! The Death Star is back…
Pretty Poison 1968
The Driller Killer 1979
Some gems from Abel Ferrara on the Arrow blu-ray commentary track:
He wants to direct a Jekyll and Hyde movie starring Forest Whitaker and 50 Cent?? "It would be Forest changing into 50. No one has ever done that movie. . . yet."
"Put the Act of Seeing With One's Own Eyes in this package."
"Union Square. Andy Warhol would watch us out of a window."
A homeless man cleans a car windshield: "This was pre-Giuliani New York. These guys…
Perfect Blue 1997
LEAVE MIMA ALONE!!!!!!