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  • Five Easy Pieces
  • The Great Silence
  • The Ascent
  • Miracle Mile

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  • The Little Things

  • Irezumi

  • In the Heights

  • The French Dispatch

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  • The Little Things

    The Little Things

    The Little Things could have focused on The Big Things, like a decent script, or anything at all interesting happening in the whole 128 minute runtime. Even an autopilot Denzel is watchable but Jared Leto and Rami Malik are predictably insufferable and the film just feels entirely aimless.

  • F9

    F9

    Family is Family is Family is Family...I was adopted

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  • Pom Poko

    Pom Poko

    ★★★★½

    If there is one thing in this world that I am sure of, it would be that 'Pom Poko' would hands down win the award for most bizarre use of testicles in film history!

  • The Man Who Would Be King

    The Man Who Would Be King

    ★★★★★

    "God's holy trousers!"

    Sumptuous entertainment, wonderful chemistry between Michael Caine and Sean Connery, majestic locations and photography. The film has the expansiveness of 'Lawrence of Arabia' at times and also has much in common with John Huston's own, 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre' in regards to the cautionary tale of pursuing treasures and gold. There is fine banter in the script and much fine adventuring is had along the way, it is just so damn easy to watch and enjoy. 'The Man Who Would Be King' is entertainment fit for deities and Englishmen alike.