fred olen ray trying to make a serious haunted house movie is more fun than 95% of directors attempting "horror comedy"

i bet the confederate redneck ghosts would be pissed if they found out the name of this movie... they probably think its called "two thousand normal guys"

anyone saying this wasnt scary cuz its "essentially bloodless" cant imagine waking up hungover again & again & again in the bed of a guy with a mystery science theater poster

(biggest eyeroll in recorded human history)