King Kong

King Kong ★★★★★

I love this film unconditionally but man that Stegosaurus murder is cold as fuck. He's just minding his own business when a group of armed assholes come into his backyard and light him up with bullet holes and hand gernades. Then they just move on like it's no big deal and pick more fights with his neighbors. Not cool, that Stego had a family.

Good thing his Bronto bro changed his diet and had a sailor-man sandwich to avenge his now dead friend.

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