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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2


    reasons paddington 2 is one of the best movies of all time:

    • paddington himself! he is absolutely the best bear ever. every time i see a picture of him with his blue coat and red hat i’m automatically happier than i was before! 

    • the way paddington makes everyone kinder and closer to one another, and his bond with everyone

    • the almost wes anderson-esque quirkiness of the movie and its aesthetic. but for me this movie is a…

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games


    spoiler alert: the games were not funny... 😐

    but yeah, this is probably the most interesting “horror” movie i’ve seen in a while! it’s delightfully tense and thrilling, more of a sobering presentation of everyone’s worst nightmare than a traditional horror film. it’s so unique in many of the stylistic choices, too— breaking the fourth wall, the long shots, that one scene toward the end where it rewinds. the way the audience is forced to participate, in a sense, is…

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  • Scream 2

    Scream 2


    how fucked up is it that i kind of want to talk about horror movies with ghostface. like yeah they’d kill me but at least i’d get a good conversation out of it

  • Imagine Me & You

    Imagine Me & You


    i, too, would leave my mediocre husband for florist lena headey and her sexy back tattoo. rachel you ain’t special