Teeth ★★

Teeth 1: The Rapening

Seriously...how can one girl run into so many rapists? And why the hell are rapists going after a devout Christian anyway? For the fun of tormenting them? The lure of forbidden fruit? Or is to win a wager on whether she'll abort or not? (I put a grand on she'll abort the foetus fuck.)

Not totally awful though, it's entertaining.

Teeth and Cane Toads: The Conquest; the double bill to end all double bills.