Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi ★★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

I can't believe there is a Star Wars movie where Luke Skywalker milks the swollen tits of some fucked up looking animal then proceeds to drink its GREEN milk while STARING at Rey, the gross milk running down his beard. THANK YOU, RIAN JOHNSON.

(I'm not going to add anything new to the conversation but yes. Yes, yes, yes. I loved this crazy, exciting, goofy movie. An incredible, brave improvement over the serviceable, safe Force Awakens. Rose is my new favourite Star Wars character.)

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