trav

i used to have a pro account, now it expired and i am worthless

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Help

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

  • The Machinist

    ★★★★

  • Mandy

    ★★★½

  • Shiva Baby

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    i had a PHYSICALLLL FUCKING REACTION OF RAGE to this movie. was quite literally yelling screaming kicking punching at the screen. FUCKING DIE ALREADY BITCH i was so angry oh my god so many times i was like surely he’s dead. SURELY HES FUCKING DEAD and then he would get back up and sure as day he would start slashing the fucking knife. DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING GARHHGGHHHHGFFFF!!!

    also would like to commend the writers on finally being self aware.…

  • The Machinist

    The Machinist

    ★★★★

    110 minutes of me asking myself “are you shitting my dick?”

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  • Coherence

    Coherence

    ★★★★

    straight line:
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    dashed line:
- - - - - - - -

    great line:

    "and if there are a million different realities, i have slept with your wife in every single one of them."

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so sick of people saying that all marvel movies end with a “big cgi battle in the sky” as if it’s a BAD THING????…. like u would be lying if you told me that you didn’t enjoy every single second of the dragon battle. that was the coolest thing i’ve ever seen in my life and i’ve seen boobs