obsessed with myself and movies but mostly myself
top 4: best of 2022 so far

Favorite films

  • The Northman
  • X
  • Emergency
  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

Recent activity

  • Blonde


  • Where the Crawdads Sing


  • Pearl


  • Barbarian


Recent reviews

  • Blonde



    terrific cinematography and a great performance from adrien brody. that's quite literally everything commendable about the movie

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing


    so interesting to see the world's first movie written and directed completely by a robot! now never do it again

Popular reviews

  • Coherence



    straight line:

    dashed line:
- - - - - - - -

    great line:

    "and if there are a million different realities, i have slept with your wife in every single one of them."

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile


    yeah i mean they got on the nile and then they died man what more could i ask