Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Showgirls
  • Funny Games
  • Phantom Thread

Recent activity

  • Gunpowder Milkshake


  • Runaway

  • The Killing of Two Lovers


  • Fear Street: 1666


Recent reviews

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    the most fascinating aspect of black widow to me is that it captures what is indubitably the first utterance — cinematic or otherwise — of "i want to stay in ohio" 💀

  • Till Death

    Till Death


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this being the cinematic equivalent of that tweet where someone said they would kill themselves in front of somebody else to forever change the trajectory of their life 😭😭😭😭

Popular reviews

  • Midsommar



    the fact that jack reynor eating a pube is probably the most normal part of this movie.... nothing can prepare you for midsommar

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    one of the central characters in this film saying he was planning on leaving a one star review ... okay twin 😍