jonah

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Black Widow 2021

★★½ Watched by jonah 08 Jul 2021

the most fascinating aspect of black widow to me is that it captures what is indubitably the first utterance — cinematic or otherwise — of "i want to stay in ohio" 💀
Till Death 2021

★★★ Watched by jonah 02 Jul 2021

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

this being the cinematic equivalent of that tweet where someone said they would kill themselves in front of somebody else to forever change the trajectory of their life 😭😭😭😭

Midsommar 2019

★★★★½ Watched by jonah 02 Jul 2019 4

the fact that jack reynor eating a pube is probably the most normal part of this movie.... nothing can prepare you for midsommar
Fantasy Island 2020

★ Watched by jonah 18 Feb 2020

one of the central characters in this film saying he was planning on leaving a one star review ... okay twin 😍