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Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Detachment
  • Stoker
  • Past Lives

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Recent reviews

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue


    nicholas galitzine is so beautfiul it doesn't even matter that this film was shit

  • Oppenheimer



    girls watch cillian murphy play a man who invented a weapon of mass destruction and still call him babygirl. it’s me i’m girls

Popular reviews

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


    I can't stop laughing at the fact that the scriptwriter actually sat down and thought "yup, let's name our main characters andie anderson and benjamin barry" and called it a day bc these are the funniest character names I've ever seen in my life

  • We're the Millers

    We're the Millers


    “wait you guys are getting paid?” 

    kinda the best line in cinematic history idk