• Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    only way this movie could be cuntier is if when jessica drank doom’s blue electrolytes every single person around her started chanting MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER. it’s what i would do

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    ★★★★★

    only way to watch this is with three other gay people who each swear at top volume “wow holy FUCK she is SO HOT” at every single individual shot of rebecca ferguson. wow holy fuck she is so hot

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    that’s TWINK of arabia to you!

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    lady jessica [REDACTED] my giant sand worm,

  • The Incredibles

    The Incredibles

    ★★★★★

    you SLY DOG you got me MONOLOGUING

  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    ★★★★★

    oh she CRAZY crazy

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort

    The Young Girls of Rochefort

    ★★★★½

    i wish musicals were real ☹️

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★★

    that MASSIVE piano chord beat drop and camera zoom as grathie opens the fridge and wonders about hot dogs ........ if i said camp fucking masterpiece what then

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music

    ★★★★½

    captain von trapp has maybe THE hot potent dad nut

  • She Loves Me

    She Loves Me

    ★★★★★

    if gavin creel's vibrato has no fans i am dead

  • An American in Paris

    An American in Paris

    ★★★★

    that american double cheeked up in paris

  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★★

    she’s so refined i think i’ll kill myself