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  • The Croods: A New Age

    The Croods: A New Age



  • The United States of America

    The United States of America


    What most strikes me is the editing: how many experimental films can you call “breezy”? Could’ve felt like a dull road trip (Indeed, one shudders to imagine the 10-hour monstrosity two less disciplined filmmakers might have imposed on us) but instead ends up playing like the memory of a fun one. Nice homage to Wavelength in the end, as well.

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  • Blow Job

    Blow Job


    Very evocative, and makes for a badass photograph (just look at its poster!), but as a 30-minute movie? Come on, dude, cum already. Maybe I'm just jealous that he could last that long.

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon


    I figured Shoah would unquestionably be my "one of the greatest movies I've ever seen" for September, but how was I supposed to know Barry Lyndon would be this good? I'm feeling bold: This is not only the most beautiful film Kubrick ever made, it might also be his best.