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  • Oldboy
  • Drive
  • Audition
  • Scream

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

  • Audition

    ★★★★★

  • It Follows

    ★★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ½

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

    the consumption of military gay porn has skyrocketed

  • Audition

    Audition

    ★★★★★

    she lived, she served cunt, she died

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  • The Outsiders

    The Outsiders

    ★★★½

    i want to fuck half the cast

  • Mainstream

    Mainstream

    we live in a universe where andrew garfield made alexa demie kill herself


    also, i’m going to wipe maya hawke off the face of this planet