Piercebaum has written 7 reviews for films during 2023.

  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain

    ★★★★★

    “His feet stink”
    “He has beautiful feet”
    “I can’t stand the smell”
    “When he puts your bones back together, you will like his smell”

  • A Glitch in the Matrix

    A Glitch in the Matrix

    ★★

    How do you know we’re in a simulation?

    Elon Musk: “video game graphics are really good now”

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★★

    This is the best marijuana use disorder PSA

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    WOKE-enheimer

  • My Year of Dicks

    My Year of Dicks

    ★★★★½

    I’m pure and I like extremes

  • The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    The first Oscar nominated short written by a pile of fortune cookies

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★

    I’m torn on this one. I don’t know if it’s a better Christmas movie than Die Hard.