Interview with the Vampire ★★

Christ I kept forgetting what was happening like the second after it happened, that's how boring, inconsistent and insignificant the events of this movie are. Even as the credits are rolling, I'm completely lost as to anything that happened. There is nothing remotely memorable.

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are obviously fine. The production design and overall look of the film is fine. But to do with the narrative, pacing and writing of the film, it's just not at all there.