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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
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  • Citizen Kane
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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★

  • On the Count of Three

    ★★★★

  • The Velvet Queen

    ★★★★★

  • All My Friends Hate Me

    ★★★★

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★½

    OK, bear with me to the end on this one. It’s worth it.

    So ‘Die Hard’ is all about John McClane trying to get back together with his wife, Holly, right? She doesn’t feel supported, he’s too angry and stubborn to apologise. They almost reconcile at the start of the movie, but John can’t escape his old patterns, and they end up fighting about the same old shit in the same old way.

    It takes a “terrorist” attack, hostage deaths,…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    I really should get around to writing my will, drugging my son, and making him swear a blood oath to avenge my death.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★

    Remember that hyperactively intelligent, creatively talented, and completely insufferable person you went to high school with? Well now you’re at your high school reunion, they have a philosophy minor and a bunch of interesting life experiences, but they’ve convinced themselves they can be your best friend if only you’d laugh at their incessant stream of wacky non-sequiturs.

  • On the Count of Three

    On the Count of Three

    ★★★★

    Thelma and Louise but substitute all the men for depression

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