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  • The Thin Red Line
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  • M3GAN

    ★★

  • The World's Greatest Sinner

    ★★★

  • Zoolander

    ★★★★

  • Sorcerer

    ★★★★★

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★

    An overly lengthy Black Mirror episode which feels like it was assembled by an A.I. program. 

    Sideshow Mel voice: This cellular phone is trying to murder us!

  • The World's Greatest Sinner

    The World's Greatest Sinner

    ★★★

    This one is either 1 star or 5, depending on how chaotic (joker style) my mood is when you ask me about it. Therefore, I’m gonna split the diff and say it’s a must see mess of a nightmare stuffed into a rockabilly seizure, soaked in the feverish sweat of notorious “Character” Actor Timothy Carey, the writer/director/editor/producer/distributor/star of the show. 

    Woof.

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  • Sorcerer

    Sorcerer

    ★★★★★

    Teaching in our film school’s large theater, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to screen this big and loud for my Aeshtetics course. One of the greatest movies about work. This time I reflected on all the shit jobs I had growing up and the cool and awful people I worked with and under. Marking time with perfect strangers, grinding through another shift. Learning little things here and there about the people I was standing, sitting, hauling, sweeping alongside. I…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    Cringe. Makes no sense. Why did he spray paint all over his floor? No one would live in a house like that. Pattinson was on fuckin xanax. Y’all need to get it through your thick skulls, Batman is fash. So much angst amounting to nothing. 3 hours of empty gestures and goofy poses. Why does cat woman walk like that all the time? You can’t go for gritty realism and have everyone acting like cartoon characters. Try hard shit. Anyone…