Favorite films

  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Meet Me in St. Louis
  • Rear Window
  • Twilight

Recent activity

  • The Water Horse

  • The Upside

  • The Snowman


  • He's All That

Recent reviews

  • The Water Horse

    The Water Horse

    cute freckles

  • The Upside

    The Upside

    The child support argument gave me World War I flashbacks. 
    Grow some balls and just change the goddamn catheter. 
    Kevin Hart acknowledging the mobile is expensive after bothering it?????
    The sad park scene sandwiched together with the munchies scene and then Dell’s whole I was locked up with my dad story was some of the worst editing I have ever seen. 
    If you edited this movie, I pray God strikes you down. 
    When Dell guided her to stay touching his ears I had to shut my screen off for a couple minutes. 
    Bryan Cranston getting high was the only salvageable and understandable plot device.

Popular reviews

  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement


    i’ll never forgive this movie for setting the unrealistic expectation in my mind that sleepovers were only fun if you could mattress surface in your royal family’s castle

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    this could’ve been a play so easily. this could’ve been 30 minutes so easily. i’m convinced malcolm is actually sam levinson. it felt so inauthentic having a white writer write a black love story and made the most surface-level observations of what it’s like to be a black filmmaker and writer. while his words were coming out of black actors, it still felt so disconnected and calculated. it’s as though he was invited to a dinner party with poc filmmakers…