Favorite films

  • 12 Angry Men
  • The Lighthouse
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Black Swan

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  • The Apartment


  • Free Birds


  • Denial


Recent reviews

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives


    It’s a shame that I wasn’t able to find any screenings near me when this film was released in theaters. Watching Past Lives for the first time now, at a time where this film's biggest hype train has long passed the station, it feels weird to just reiterate the majestic majesty that is this film. Just reading earlier reviews makes me feel odd in trying to think of things to say, but I think that that’s something that makes this…

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl



    Loved every frame of this masterpiece!

Popular reviews

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’d like to thank Illumination animation studios for inviting me to a private screening in LA to finally witness this long awaited experience.

    Before this absolutely awesome experience, I really was not anticipating this movie, because simply put: it looked like a boring, generic, kids movie. Can you blame me? This is from a studio that has brought us some of the most cookie-cutter, non-artistic, pieces of cynical garbage I’ve ever seen. And why would this project be any different…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is probably the most overrated movie of all time. There are zero qualities I can think of when it comes to this one.

    One of my biggest pet peeves is when the movie decides to have exposition and narration when introducing characters. This is something that’s all over the place in this movie. Not a single Spider-Man gets introduced without them narrating their life story. It’s the laziest thing I’ve ever seen and it ticks me off.

    Miles as…