When that qt 3.14 sitting next to you holds to you because shes scared. (Yes she is a girl... yes it was my first contact with a girl... yes it was so special for me i had to mention it... yes im a desperate virgin.)
im gonna kill myself... i swear ill do it one day (no i wont) fucking pussy

HOL UP
So how did this guy do the things he did, (You who watched this know) while being fucking blind. Seriously.