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  • Signs
  • The Village
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Unbreakable

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  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • After We Collided

    ★½

  • Beautiful Wedding

    ★★

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    Dune: Part Two is a colossal cinematic achievement. It’s overwhelming in the best possible way. On several occasions the visuals and sound put me on my fucking ass. At one point I think my soul left my body. Denis Villeneuve is an absolute titan of filmmaking. 

    Just wow. I need Dune: Part 3 tomorrow.

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    Madame Web contains the worst editing I’ve ever seen in a film. No joke I think a computer savvy elementary school child could have done a better job editing this movie. 

    The final “action sequence” is the most incoherent final action sequence I’ve ever seen on screen. It’s hard to even call it an action sequence because where was the action? 

    I was hoping this would at least be a new “So Bad It’s Good” film but it’s really just…

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    Oh. My. God.

    I have a headache, but it's the best headache I've ever had.

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★½

    The scene with Richie Tenenbaum in the bathroom while Needle in the Hay plays....powerful stuff. It gives me chills every time