Pom Pommerman

The King Of Mars
His Commentary Skills 
I’m a Gold Platted Man Monkey Full Of Dollar Bills

Favorite films

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • The Dark Backward
  • Meet the Feebles
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Recent activity

  • Full Metal Jacket


  • Make Love, Not War

  • R.I.P.D.

  • Peppermint


Recent reviews

  • Full Metal Jacket

    Full Metal Jacket


    I saw a tweet the other day that had a video of a white woman in a Walmart smashing scented candles on the ground while she screamed about Black Lives Matter, with the following caption: “Americans are discovering that they live in a theme park that's closing down.” 

    There’s a lot to think about when it’s pointed out how the states ultimately like to keep its people in a perpetual state of childhood and it’s difficult to not think about that when you see the cogs at work in this film. 

    Short form, I think we’ve perfected the art of making insane people.

  • Make Love, Not War

    Make Love, Not War

    Fuck 12

Popular reviews

  • Soul Plane

    Soul Plane


    That was the most brutal on screen death of a dog I’ve ever seen in my life

  • Son of the Mask

    Son of the Mask


    *photo of me wearing a t-shirt that reads “You can’t scare me! I’ve seen Alan Cumming morph a woman’s face into a GIANT fucking NOSE in Son Of The Mask (2005) at the tender age of FIVE”*