Favorite films

  • Malignant
  • Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion
  • Pig
  • Hallucinations

Recent activity

All
  • Things

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

  • The Damned House of Hajn

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

  • A Virgin Among the Living Dead

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

  • Death Nurse 2

    β˜…β˜…β˜…

Pinned reviews

More
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    The BEST Halloween movie and it's not even close!

    Killer cyborgs spewin' yellow goopy slime. Blue lasers eviscerating faces into ghoulish toothy maws. Heads being violently ripped apart into spurts of red crimson glory. All revolving around a shady Halloween conspiracy from the evilest of corporations (and an even eviler Conal Cochran!) who just wants to infest some good old fashioned stonehenge headmelting magic into the mind of every innocent kid who plopped on a spooky Silver Shamrock mask. Like…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    Wait, I wasn't paying attention, when does evil die? It's sometime tomorrow... right? They really should've made it more obvious when the evil dying was gonna go down... like a chant or something... oh wait... nevermind πŸ’€

    Halloween kills... and kills... and kills... and K.I.L.L.S! This was so much fun! A needlessly over-the-top violent, yet oh so appreciated gorefest that strings together the beginning and end of this trilogy by shrouding all of Haddonfield under a blanket of panic, paranoia,…

Recent reviews

More
  • Things

    Things

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    There's two types of people in this world. Those who recognize Things as one of the greatest five star achievements in the history of hoser cinema... scratch that, ALL of cinema. And those who are just plain wrong. Make your choice.

    Still driftin', still dreamin'
    Still caught in that tailspin
    And keepin' the jacket frosty

    πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

  • The Damned House of Hajn

    The Damned House of Hajn

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    The Damned House of Hajn - a gothic slow burner of familial insanity from Czechoslovakia, that would feel right at home cozied up beside the family of froot-loops from Andy Milligan's Seeds. Claustrophobic to the point of suffocation. And thanks to some incredibly stylish cinematography chops, and some excellent performances (especially from Petra VančíkovÑ whose lipstick smeared decay is beyond hypnotic), it's captivating to watch this aristocratic house of cards crumble into ruin.

Popular reviews

More
  • A Virgin Among the Living Dead

    A Virgin Among the Living Dead

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    And this is why I stopped going to family reunions...

    Jess Franco's masterpiece! His palace of decadence and depravity brought to life with the somber grace of a poet. Skeletons of the past lost in a clouded world of erotic fantasies, and enigmatic nightmares, while the innocent Christina plays our tour guide into the eternal void. Slipping deeper and deeper, 'til the point of no return has long since faded away. Becoming one with the dream.

    Bruno Nicolai's score is…

  • Possessor

    Possessor

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    🌞Daily Horror Hunt #24 – June 2020🌞
    24. Watch anything with a 2020 release date.
    😈HORRORx52 (2020)😈
    14. A Horror released in 2020.

    Brandon C. borrows quite a few pages from his father's book of tricks, while still delivering something that feels so incredibly unique, something so fresh, something to call his own. Like father, like son - it runs in the blood. The body horror is on point – brain worms, teeth shattering, eyeball skewering, body melts aplenty, and…