• Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★

    my biggest question is why did they get rid of cady's dad in this one

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    hot women doing hot stuff: the movie

  • Anna Karenina

    Anna Karenina

    ★★★★★

    this is my pride and prejudice btw

  • Upgraded

    Upgraded

    ★★★

    there's a derry girl in this!!!

  • Mister Blot's Academy

    Mister Blot's Academy

    ★★★½

    no cause you literally won't get it like i do... this was my dad's harry potter

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ★★★½

    saw selma blair in this at a very young age, with her dark circles pale skin and general sad demeanor and went "yup, that's me"

  • The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

    The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

    ★★★★

    i feel like if i watched this like 6 years ago it would've been my favorite movie ever

  • Uzumaki

    Uzumaki

    the potential was right there... had it been given twice the budget and twice the run time i think it would've done the manga its justice

  • Blood for Dracula

    Blood for Dracula

    ★★★

    unfortunately i have to report that this is possibly the prettiest dracula we've ever gotten

  • Corsage

    Corsage

    ★★★½

    nice but it pisses me off when anachronistic elements are put in a period movie. like why was there a tractor

  • Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

    this is exactly the kind of situation me and my brother would NOT get ourselves into

  • Ultraviolet

    Ultraviolet

    ★★

    milla jovovich the cuntiest actress of the 2000s