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  • Spider-Man 3

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Recent reviews

  • Scream



    the movie equivalent of that person who craps on themselves constantly before other people can make any judgments. i get the scream movies always made fun of horror movies, but the self awareness of this one was too much, especially in all the jokes about bad reboots

  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First


    already iconic for the first documented use of a white claw in cinema

Popular reviews

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    everyone in the theater had these $29.99 plastic black widow buckets of popcorn. one guy in a backwards baseball cap was sweating and laughing while gleefully being like “bro i love the handles on this bucket.” if you’re a person who’s that easy to please then you’ll probably enjoy this movie

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    nostalgia bait for gen Xers and people with a fetish