Kelsea Bauman-Murphy

Kelsea Bauman-Murphy Pro

Definitively correct about all things including movies & ur mom :*

Favorite films

  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Birth
  • Lady Bird
  • The Devil Wears Prada

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  • Coco

  • Nostalgia

  • Taking Off

    ★★★½

  • El Conde

    ★★★

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  • 17 Again

    17 Again

    ★★★★★

    I was an intern on this movie when I was 17 :))) And I owe Zac Efron an apology. Here goes:

    An angry producer dude in Oakley sunglasses told me rule #1 of being on set was WE COULDN’T TALK TO ZAC EFRON. NO WAY. DON’T EVEN LOOK AT HIM. Zac was at Beatles-level stardom to 14 year olds during 2008 — girls were chasing him all over the grounds of the high school where we were shooting, banging on…

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  • Coco

    Coco

    Favorite plane movie because I’m so afraid of flying that I think about dying non-stop even when I’m on Xanax, and Coco confronts death in such a beautiful way that I feel close to accepting it’s existence. To me, watching Coco on a plane is exposure therapy. The only way I could elevate the experience would be to actually die in a plane crash and wake up with that beautiful glow all the ghosts have in Coco. Also I cried…

  • Nostalgia

    Nostalgia

    Vibes so off for me. Love all of the black and white surreal breaks but don’t care about main character in any way. I appreciate that the movie challenges you to let go of logic but again I do need vibes to be ON in order to have a good time. Vibes were in fact on with old man on the bike, so that was a relief — I laughed at “my life is normal.”And vibes with the ending were…

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★½

    Saw this at a q&a last night because New York is the best city in the world, and aside from the fact that I will have to sue the filmmakers over using my life story without permission, I loved this movie. To me, this is a coming of age story, and I now believe all coming of age stories should be about people entering theirs 30s. Like being 17 or 18, being in your late 20s is such a confusing…

  • Under the Banner of Heaven

    Under the Banner of Heaven

    My most mentally ill take: Mormon Andrew Garfield is hottest Andrew Garfield.