George Krakow

George Krakow


5 Stars- adore
Heart- like
No Heart- didn’t like 
1/2 Star- abhor

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  • Cuties


    This is basically incredibly lame thinkpiece bait no one would’ve watched if wokescolds and trads didn’t have a giant temper tantrum about it. Netflix are marketing geniuses!

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    This movie is extremely silly and "mid" but the ending is incredibly visceral.

Popular reviews

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire


    The reputation this work has garnered among younger cinephiles as Lynch’s best film is quite well earned. What makes Inland Empire transcend the rest of Lynch’s repertoire is the shift towards self criticism. As a sexual abuse survivor, I have a strong affinity towards Fire Walk With Me, but have recently begun to question aspects of that film. There’s a very strong argument one can make that Lynch turns Laura’s suffering (alongside many of his other female characters) into fetish.…

  • Cats



    Teehee I rated critically panned film Cats five stars can I get some pussy