• May December

    May December

    The ending scene was so gross I had to turn the movie off like 5 minutes early

  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    I give this 11/10 for the montage sequence set to A-Punk

  • The Jazz Singer

    The Jazz Singer

    Average Israel supporter busting a fat nut to this after the Schwartzes insufficiently condemn Hamas

  • Priscilla



    Great movie good movie best since a Bling Ring if not Antoinette probably I love Sofia’s mostly semiotic oriented filmmaking that doesn’t really draw attention to it but I kept getting distracted by Jacob Elordi’s giant man feet. 6’5… has to be like a size 15. Every time they were in bed it was like Fred and Velma Flintstone.

  • X


    Ti West asks an important question with all of his films: what if the AVGN guy was semi literate?

  • The House of the Devil

    The House of the Devil

    It was very cool of Ti West to invent Creepypasta

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    Reconstructs it’s series’ premise through the simple task of writing the characters like actual individuals. Outside of 3 I tend to prefer the campier second trilogy (where Kramer is basically a folk hero YHWH dishing out divine punishment) over the more serious stuff, especially snorefests like Jigsaw. The conclusion here marked a synthesis of all styles that felt like a really compelling direction for the series. In the realm of minutia, I enjoyed the fact all the attempts at “fanservice”…

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    The global day of Jihad cannot come soon enough

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants


    Wow. What a metaphor for Israel Palestine. It was kind of fucked when Anya Taylor Joy wouldn’t stop talking about Custer’s Revenge being her favorite Atari game though.

  • The Spider and the Tulip

    The Spider and the Tulip

    What a wonderful blackface short. They should make more blackface shorts this lovely.

  • Bottoms


    I really appreciated the costuming here, it really took me back to when I was in high school. It’s the first time I think anyone has ever gotten the Gen z assignment correct. Obviously there’s intentionally stylized 80s jock kitsch, but the touches like that awkward girl with the braces wearing the fucking beanie with the alien on it made me wince in a good way. It’s all kinda mall-y but not some completely swagless 13 Reasons Why bullshit. I…

  • Freeze Me

    Freeze Me

    I think I enjoy when these sorts of movies when they’re more personal than semiotic. It’s funny to say about a movie with this much on the nose visual symbolism but in the case of “rape revenge” I do simply prefer getting in the protagonists head. I’m not always the biggest fan of the “beauty in the fall” and just turning your movie into a variation on plague art but I do think it’s simply important to depict how such…