Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Cruel Intentions
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Sleeping with Other People

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  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

  • Arnold

    ★★★½

  • Tetris

  • Barbie

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  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    ★★

    a lot to unpack here.....i think my favourite quote was “you can run out of garlic but you can never run out of music”

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★★½

    critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
    me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

  • The Age of Adaline

    The Age of Adaline

    ★★

    blake unlively delivers a performance that is about as convincing as the american sniper plastic baby