Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013

  ★★ Watched 09 Jul 2019 1

  a lot to unpack here.....i think my favourite quote was “you can run out of garlic but you can never run out of music”

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2022 2

  rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

Recent reviews

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  Watched 24 Sep 2023

  comrade austin powers

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  Arnold 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2023

  me: doesnt watch a movie for a month then one day decides to watch the arnie doco

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2021 8

  critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
  me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

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  The Age of Adaline 2015

  ★★ Watched 26 Apr 2015 3

  blake unlively delivers a performance that is about as convincing as the american sniper plastic baby