I tag my reviews with drunk or sober depending on where I'm at when I make the review

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Recent reviews

  • Knocked Up

    Knocked Up


    What else are you gonna watch in a hotel in Maine?

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die


    -The cast is single handedly the weirdest fuckin lineup of big names
    -Sturgill Simpson, I mean come on, Sturgill fuckin Simpson
    -Tilda Swinton is an alien; we done been knew

    -What the fuck kinda hamfisted message was that?
    -comedic delivery was so not there
    -all those stars and still so few good lines

    I might watch again but tbh, I won't do it sober

Popular reviews

  • The Boys in the Band

    The Boys in the Band


    Frankly, its been a long time since a movie made me cry. Could just be that I'm raw dogging reality and watching movies sober for some god awful reason. We stan Hank in this household tho

  • The Terminator

    The Terminator


    Frankly, I'm just waiting for the day my boss sends me back in time to fuck his mom and I'm a little offended it hasn't happened yet.