Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cape Fear 1962

  Watched 04 Sep 2020 4

  Good shit but I must've watched an edited version because there was no scene where Robert Mitchum keeps stepping on a buncha rakes?????????

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  The Tomb 2006

  Watched 24 Mar 2023

  "All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl." -- Jean-Luc Godard

  "All you need for a movie is another movie to steal from." -- Bruno Mattei

Recent reviews

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  Saint 2010

  ★½ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  I like the part where it looked like the dead guy was blowing the main guy and all the cops show up. I'd like to think this was unintentional but we're talking about Dick Maas so who knows? Merry Dickmas everybody!

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  Five Star Final 1931

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  Cinema in the early 30s was like "oh you want a happy ending eh? well how about fuck you buddy" and I love it.

Popular reviews

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  Ice Cream Man 1995

  Watched 30 Sep 2017 10

  My favorite piece of Ice Cream Man trivia is that they recently tried to do a Kickstarter for part 2 but only managed to get 4 out of their 300k goal and half of that came from one backer who pledged 2k to pick an ice cream flavor in the movie.

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  Battle Beyond the Stars 1980

  Watched 20 Jul 2017 4

  "With a good script, a good director can produce a masterpiece. With the same script, a mediocre director can produce a passable film. But with a bad script even a good director can’t possibly make a good film. For truly cinematic expression, the camera and the microphone must be able to cross both fire and water. The script must be something that has the power to do this."

  — Akira Kurosawa

  "One of the space samurai should have really big boobies."

  — Roger Corman