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  • 1917


    disclaimer: i have only seen roughly the first 45 (?) minutes of this movie. i'm sure i'll watch the rest eventually, but for now, i present you with my story. please be respectful, as this is very personal to me.

    walking into the cinema, i wasn’t too hyped about the whole ‘no cuts/real time’ shtick this movie was promoting. social media and other reviews i'd read on here had the tendency to focus entirely on the gimmick and ignore…

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  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted


    when ur alone and life is makin u lonely u can always go

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  • Cars



    ford v ferrari wants what this movie has.