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  A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

  ★★★ Watched by Pube 22 May 2022

  I saw this opening night in the theaters when it came out. I was accompanied by a lovely lass and it was our first time ever going out. I used to really enjoy drinking at theaters during that era of my life. Usually, I’d order a Coca-Cola slushy, drink or pour out about a quarter of it, and then top it off with cheap vodka. On this occasion, however, I was drinking beers. I convinced this girl to smuggle in…

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Pube 21 May 2022 5

  John Mulaney is not good at voices, he just happens to have a very weird one. It’s fitting for a very weird movie. The movie was fine, I just don’t understand how or why people seem to love this and then turn around and shit on the LeBron Space Jam movie. It’s the exact same thing. Self-aware animation mixed with real life that capitalizes on characters we love for no other reason than to make up for a dumb plot.…

Popular reviews

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★½ Watched by Pube 20 Oct 2017 5

  I’m glad all of the people who I’ve drunkenly ran over and threw into the ocean have never come back to haunt me.

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  Never Been Kissed 1999

  ★★★ Watched by Pube 14 Sep 2017 3

  Careless teachers attracted to their students
  Ruthless bullies 
  Every '90's teen movie trope
  Echoes of fallen '90's actors
  Posing as an adult to fuck a child
  Young James Franco