Favorite films

  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Ernest Scared Stupid
  • The Lost Boys
  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

  • Airheads

    ★★★★½

  • Bringing Down the House

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★

    I saw this opening night in the theaters when it came out. I was accompanied by a lovely lass and it was our first time ever going out. I used to really enjoy drinking at theaters during that era of my life. Usually, I’d order a Coca-Cola slushy, drink or pour out about a quarter of it, and then top it off with cheap vodka. On this occasion, however, I was drinking beers. I convinced this girl to smuggle in…

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

    John Mulaney is not good at voices, he just happens to have a very weird one. It’s fitting for a very weird movie. The movie was fine, I just don’t understand how or why people seem to love this and then turn around and shit on the LeBron Space Jam movie. It’s the exact same thing. Self-aware animation mixed with real life that capitalizes on characters we love for no other reason than to make up for a dumb plot.…

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