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  • Whiplash
  • Eraserhead
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • 12 Angry Men

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  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★½

  • The Taking of Deborah Logan

    ★½

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    If Anya Taylor-Joy and me were on a boat about to start a new life together and she asked me to stay with her instead of killing my uncle, you bet your fucking ass I would have stayed put in that boat.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    This is a beautiful, smart, ENDLESSLY creative, wonder of a film, that utilizes every aspect of the filmmaking process to tell a wonderfully layered and heartwarming story. It made me cry and even writing this review I’m tearing up just remembering certain scenes from the film. Some of the best action in a film I’ve seen in a long time.

    I absolutely adore films that can tackle several different genres and tones all at once while still managing to keep…

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    After I saw the new trailer for this *ahem* “film”, I wrote my high school persuasive research essay about how shitty, corrupt, uninspired, lazy, and money hungry Disney has become since it’s humble origins. I got an A+ 

    Fuck Disney for making me write that paper
    Fuck Disney for making this shit film
    Fuck Disney. 
    Burn the palace.
    Hang the mouse.

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★★★

    That was fucking fantastic. What a great, well made, thoughtful movie. I want Riz Ahmed to win tonight. (Edit: GG Anthony Hopkins) This movie was genuinely terrifying...

    The opening minute of this movie was absolutely perfect. Simultaneously horrific, surreal, anxiety inducing, and eye opening. I’m a drummer as well, I have been for about 4 years, the drum set is my all time favorite instrument, so this movie hit me especially hard. I can’t even imagine how hard it would be…