Guys, I did it. I finally made my first real movie review for YouTube! This is a dream of mine that I’ve been aspiring towards for a long time, and I’m so happy to finally be entering the ring of online video entertainment. Who knows what the future will hold, but for now, I’m just glad to finally have a completed project put out.
That was fucking fantastic. What a great, well made, thoughtful movie. I want Riz Ahmed to win tonight. (Edit: GG Anthony Hopkins) This movie was genuinely terrifying...
The opening minute of this movie was absolutely perfect. Simultaneously horrific, surreal, anxiety inducing, and eye opening. I’m a drummer as well, I have been for about 4 years, the drum set is my all time favorite instrument, so this movie hit me especially hard. I can’t even imagine how hard it would be…
No words I write can properly explain the impact that this movie had on me, and from the looks of it, everyone else. That Funny Feeling that makes my heart ache. Thank you Bo for giving the entire world this 89 minutes of therapy and catharsis that we all need to move on from these last few years...
20,000 years of this
7 more to go...
How? Why? Where? When? Who?
This literally wasn’t even an Annabelle movie, this was a jump-scare haunted house movie. Annabelle was in this for about 10 mins. No exaggeration.
There’s a werewolf, a great-value La Lloraina, the ghost of Christmas future with coins glued to his face, a haunted samurai outfit, and the surveillance monkey from Toy Story 3. Oh, and also don’t let me forget about the haunted board game! (I shit you not there is a haunted BOARD.…
After I saw the new trailer for this *ahem* “film”, I wrote my high school persuasive research essay about how shitty, corrupt, uninspired, lazy, and money hungry Disney has become since it’s humble origins. I got an A+
Fuck Disney for making me write that paper
Fuck Disney for making this shit film
Burn the palace.
Hang the mouse.