watched this while assembling a bedframe at the end of a bad day
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Cocaine Bear 2023
all the marketing for this movie is "its a bear. on cocaine. what more do you need?"
I NEED TO SEE THE BEAR DO THE COCAINE. I need the bear to watch a bunch of coke fall from the sky, root around it with its nose a little, sniff at it, then take a big bite. That's the bare minimum I needed and this couldn't even deliver that much. -