jessie

i have terrible opinions
i like horror and movies that make me sad

Favorite films

  • Short Term 12
  • Martyrs
  • Thirteen
  • Revenge

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  • Bad Moms

    ★½

  • Don't Breathe

    ★★★★

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    ★★★★★

  • Intruders

    ★★★½

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  • Bad Moms

    Bad Moms

    ★½

    this really ignited the flames of my internalized misogyny until i realized it’s directed, written and produced by men. now it makes sense.

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    ★★★★

    please excuse my inactivity lately i’m working on getting my life back together!

    this is a brilliantly executed thriller. the ideas may not be completely original but they are effective, the cast delivers on all fronts, and i was never left feeling bored. i have still yet to see the sequel, but this is the first actual film i’ve watched in weeks, and although it was a rewatch i was equally unsettled this time as i was the first. this movie may be some years old now but still makes me excited for the “new” generation of horror/thriller films.

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  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    ★★★

    i’m a simple woman i see matilda lutz wielding a shotgun and i smile 

    much better than i excepted! borrows elements from all kinds of great movies and wraps them into a strange yet entertaining experience. sometimes i felt like maybe it was trying to do too much but that’s just me being nit-picky. solid performances, great atmosphere and some gore thrown in as well. there were parts of the reveal/twist/whatever that i saw coming and others i did not. the post credit bit was a nice little touch as well. definitely a step above the majority of what netflix produces.

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★★

    tag yourself i’m the kid who said “suck it pig” when being interrogated by the police. 

    i was pleasantly surprised by this! it’s not exactly a re-invention of the slasher genre but it is welcome entry. i would imagine it has the same effect on a younger person as someone that same age watching Scream when it first came out. the cast are all very talented and entertaining to watch. the atheistic was 90s without feeling too forced, and the…