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  • Fat Girl

    Fat Girl


    the movie goes out like an orgasm, a sudden shattering of reality followed by a bewildering emptiness. you get what you want, and immediately there’s nothing.

    would be a banging double feature w/ the 2012 teen romcom the first time

  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing

    it’s possibly by chance that kenneth branagh directed himself a cheeky shakespearean soap opera. it’s both obvious and absurd, a farce indeed.

    it wasn’t michael keaton who was cast in this play but rather betelgeuse, and keanu’s flimsy & stilted performance is just as it should be.

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  • Black Mirror: Arkangel

    Black Mirror: Arkangel


    [timothee in lady bird voice] the government didn't have to put tracking devices on us, we bought them and put them on our children.

  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    if anyone knows the terror rape inflicts on women it's roman polanski! 

    i'm trying to assess this movie w/out taking polanski's abuse into consideration but that's actually impossible given that this movie is about a woman being raped (under the influence of drugs she doesn't consent to) & then gaslighted & ignored. no one believes her, everyone acts like she's crazy. they act like her mentioning her pain is harmful to other people, like when sexual abuse victims are told to keep…