editor. writer. the vincent that you know. it’s not groovy to be insane. tony scott is god

Favorite films

  • The French Dispatch
  • In a Lonely Place
  • Chinatown
  • Phantom Thread

Recent activity

  • A Haunting in Venice


  • Casino


  • The Nun II


  • Cobweb


Recent reviews

  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter


    this would’ve went absolutely insane in 2003!

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me


    pitifully derivative and needlessly sadistic bullshit. it’s totally imbalanced tonally and feels like everything that’s wrong with the self-aggrandizing “elevated” horror of the past 10 years. the cast is halfway decent given the material, but there’s only so much you can do with theatrics after your character makes out with an english bulldog. who is walking out of theaters excited about this horseshit? is this really all horror “filmmakers” have to do nowadays???

Popular reviews

  • Blonde



    A grueling, hypnotic, yet deeply moving examination of stardom, bereft of catharsis (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood this is not). The Fire Walk With Me comparisons check out, it’s enmeshed in a similar harrowing misery that’s anchored by a titanic performance, and at a certain point it’s just as weird and illusive. It’s seriously a technical masterclass, hubristic filmmaking that plays with aspect ratios, color, dreams vs reality and the fusion of the two, etc. It’s all handled with…

  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing

    an immensely tedious, pseudo-intellectual, and vapid  “odyssey” that truly feels never-ending. don’t be fooled by the trailer. this has got to be one of the most exhausting things I’ve seen in the past couple of years. a philosophical nightmare.